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So you just found out you're going to have a urine test huh? Or maybe you knew that you were going to be tested by that joint, line, pill, or whatever it was, looked so good that you couldn't resist? It really doesn't matter why you did it, we aren't here to judge you, we are here to help you beat your urine test. was inspired by my own personal nightmares while on probation. There's nothing worse than getting a phone call from your PO saying you need to be downtown in 45min to take a urine test. You're heart skips a beat and you get that sick feeling in your stomach because you know your freedom could be over in just 45 minutes from now.

This site will guide you through your piss test dramas and try to make sure you pass that test with flying colors.


                                     So How Long Do Drugs Stay In Your System?


Amphetamines (Biphetamine, Black Beauties, Crosses, Dexedrine, Hearts), 4-7 days

Anabolic steroids (Stanzolol, Stanazolol, Nandrolene; Steroids, Roids, Juice),  oral- up to 3 weeks; injected- up to 3-6 months and more

Barbituates (Amytal, Nembutal, Seconal, Phenobarbital; Barbs), 4-6 days

Benzodiazepines (e.g., Ativan, Halcion, Librium, Rohypnol, Valium; Roofies, Tranks, Xanax), 7-10 days

Cocaine (Candy, Coke, Crack, Flake, Rocks, Snow, powder, Whitecoat) 4-7 days

Codeine (e.g., Fiorinal w/codeine, Robitussin A-C, Empirin w/codeine, Tylenol w/codeine) 3-6 days

GHB (G, Grievous Bodily Harm, Goob, Liquid Ecstasy, Liquid X), 3-4 days

Heroin (Horse, Smack, H), 7-10 days

Inhalents, just a few hours to 3 days

Ketamine (K, Kit Kat, Special K, Vitamin K), 2-4 days

LSD (Acid, Blotter, Microdot, Yellow sunshine, Gel Tabs), a few hours or up to 5 days

Marijuana (Bud, Blunt, Grass, Herb, Pot, Reefer, Sinsemilla, Smoke, Weed), 4-7 days (the daily, heavy user can be detected up to 30-60 days depending on the users body fat. THC is stored in fat cells, so the more body fat you have the longer THC takes you leave your system. )

MDMA (Ecstasy, XTC, beanz, beans, E, X, eTabs), 3-7 days

Methadone (dones, 3-7 days

Methamphetamines (Crank, Crystal, meth, Desoxyn, Glass, Ice, Speed), 4-8 days

Methaqualone (Ludes, Quaaludes), 10-15 days

Nicotine (Cigarettes, Cigars, Habitrol patch, Nicorette gum, Nicotrol spray, Prostep patch; Smokeless tobacco, Snuff, Spit tobacco), 7-10 days

Opiates (Opium: China, Dreams, Laudanum, Paregoric; Dover's Powder), 7-10 days

Oxycodone (OxyContin, Percolone, Roxicodone, oxys, oxies, oc's, hillbilly heroin), 7-10 days

PCP (Angel Dust, Boat, Hog, Love Boat), 3-8 days


If anyone is serious addict then it is important to take individual into any drug rehab facilities at an earliest.

                          You Smoked Some Weed And Now You're Freaking Out.. ?

This type of bad news can be the stuff of nightmares especially if you are not informed about the situation.  It is understandable if you are a little or more disturbed at the idea of submitting to a drug test while knowing that you have smoked marijuana recently.  You are freaking out because the results of a drug test can make or break your future.  If your drug test is positive, things can change in your life very quickly. 

When you smoke or eat marijuana, as your body breaks down the drug, metabolites form and these metabolites can be detected in drug tests or screens for marijuana.  These metabolites leave the body through natural processes such as sweat, saliva, and urine.  Depending on your lifestyle, the rate at which these metabolites leave your body may be different for you than it is for a person with a different lifestyle or metabolic rate. 

Depending on the amount and frequency of marijuana that is ingested, the metabolites that signal marijuana use may be present in your body for just a couple of days to a few months.  Other factors can affect the length of time that the marijuana caused metabolites stay in your body.  If you are overweight, the metabolites caused by marijuana use will have not leave your body as quickly as the metabolites would leave the body of someone without the extra weight.  If you lead a sedentary lifestyle without a lot of fluid intake, the length of time that the metabolites stay in your body will be longer.   

It is a known fact that marijuana use can be detected for a longer period than most other recreational drugs.  The reason why the metabolites caused by marijuana use stay in the body longer than other drugs is because marijuana use metabolites are fat-soluble and they will bind with the fat cells of your body and organs.   

To get the metabolites to leave the body, you will have to burn the fat in which the metabolites are stored.  With enough time, you can metabolize the metabolites out of your body.  Without the needed time, your situation is very similar to that of someone trying to fit into clothing that is a few sizes too small in a short period. 

If you are scheduled to undergo a drug screen for marijuana, it can be scary even if you do not smoke marijuana because sometimes the drug test can give false reports and your job or freedom may be on the line.  To help yourself, find out all that you can before your drug test and with luck, you will find a strategy that will help you pass that drug test even after smoking marijuana. 

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                                                          Drug Testing Methods


You should understand the differences between the different drug testing methods.  You will find that some drug testing methods are more accurate than others are and that some drug tests will provide a longer view on the history of a person's drug use.  Drug testing methods vary in price and this can be a factor in which method will be used on you. 

The urine test is the most popular test for many companies and organizations because it is less expensive than other methods.  When you do a urine test, you will give the specimen usually in the presence of designated witness although you will be given privacy so that you can fulfill your task without prying eyes.   

A urine test can produce results within the hour.  Urine specimens may have their temperature tested to ensure that it is "fresh.??  If a person quits taking drugs, it can affect a urine test so that the drugs or their metabolites are not present in the urine.  A urine test may detect drugs that have been used a few days to up to a few months prior to the drug test.   

A blood test is a more invasive procedure.  In this situation, a qualified health professional will draw blood from your body.  The blood is sent to the lab and tested for drug use.  The results may take up to a week or more.  The cost of the blood drug test makes the blood test the least used of the drug tests even though the blood drug test is the most accurate drug test.   

Hair tests can reveal the presence of long-term drug use.  A problem with hair drug tests is that the hair drug test cannot detect very recent drug use.  When the hair drug test is used, a hank of hair as thick as a pencil and about 1.5 inches long is used.  For some people, getting their haircut is undesirable even though the procedure is not as invasive as a blood test.  If someone quits using drugs for a period, the drugs can show up in a hair test.  Hair tests are accurate and can reveal which drugs have been used over a general period. 

Saliva tests produce more accurate results for methamphetamine and opiate use than those produced from the testing for use of marijuana or THC.  Saliva tests are able to detect very recent drug use.  Saliva tests are finding more popularity as a drug testing method and are not as intrusive as the urine, blood, hair or sweat drug tests.  Since the specimen must be tested in a lab, it can take up to a week or more to process the results of the saliva drug test.   

The sweat test is administered through the application of a patch on the body.  Like the hair test, the sweat test can provide information about the history of your drug use while wearing the sweat test patch.  The sweat patch is meant to be worn for up to two weeks.  At this point, the sweat patch is worn by people involved in situation involving child custody or probation.  The sweat patch must be sent off to the lab to get the results up to a week later. 

Although the urine test may be the most popular drug testing method, it is not the most accurate drug testing method.  It is possible to get a false negative or positive result from the urine test and people have found ways to pass a urine test even if they have taken drugs like marijuana.  

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